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10 REM * BULLYLUG PRESENTS
11 REM *
12 REM * THE JOY OF BEING
13 REM * AN ELITIST JERK
14 REM *
15 REM * BY WESLEY "WEASEL" MCGREW
16 REM *
17 REM * WEASEL DISCUSSES COMPUTER
18 REM * SECURITY, WHY HE HATES
19 REM * LINUX USERS, WHY YOU WILL
20 REM * GET OWNED IN THE NEXT YEAR
21 REM * (OR AT LEAST GET LAUGHED AT)
22 REM * AND WHY BEING BETTER THAN
23 REM * OTHER PEOPLE IS PRETTY
24 REM * AWESOME.
25 REM *
26 REM * IF YOU ATTEND AND PARTICIPATE
27 REM * THERE MAY BE HOPE FOR YOU YET